Death the Kid

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--ammit...die...

...H-how could I allow such a thing to come to pass?!

I...think I forgot to fold down the corners of my sheets 5 ¾ inches on each side...One corner could be slightly more folded than the other...

How could a idiotic wizard like me take exams if I can't even fold my bedsheets in a perfectly symmetrical fashion?!

I deserve to diiiiiiiie.....

[ooc: Kid is currently sprawled in some hallway, depressed, annnd whatever test he had today, he failed, since he's been there all morning. =D Feel free to poke him for fun and profit!]

...These ears...they aren't balanced at all! My left ear is 3.52 inches lower than the right one!!

This tail...has those same accursed stripes...



[ooc: Kid is obviously affected (and clearly a virgin and will be forever ahahahahaha) and he's depressed over his asymmetry. Bawww. :<]

T-t-this UNACCEPTABLE HAIRSTYLE MAKES A MOCKERY OF THE VERY FUNDAMENTALS OF SYMMETRY!! I CANNOT ALLOW SUCH A DISORDERLY MANE TO EXIST ANY LONGER.

...

There is only ONE THING that will solve this aesthetic catastrophe on my head.


[ooc: Lolol, someone might want to stop Kid from cutting Crona's hair, cuz he'll do it. 8D]

I had noticed the Quidditch field had achieved such beautiful and PERFECT symmetry, thus felt compelled to try out for the sport and achieved a position, but...

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTY.......

I've been off-balance for days now! I feel as though everything I've done is for nothing! It's disgusting! Unacceptable! My...BALAAAAAAAANCE... Dammit...garbage...Need...I CAN'T HAVE JUST LIZ! Dammit! Where could Patty be?! Father said she wasn't in Death City...but he wasn't there last time I tried to reach him...

Oh ho ho~! I was only gone to find my cute son~♪

...Father?! When...when did you arrive?!

Just now~! I wouldn't want to miss seeing how you are doing, Kiddo-kuuun~

I thought you'd be busy at the Ministry...Have you received any sign of Patty?

Ooohhh!! That IS a problem, isn't it~? Well well, I'm sure she'll turn up soon! ♥

...You're too laid back, father.

[ooc: LATE AS ALWAYS. >D Anyway, Death the Kid's father is named Death (who'da thunk it?), but he is much, much more well known as Shinigami-sama. He's essentially the Grim Reaper in canon. He used to be an extremely well-known and RUTHLESS Auror who looked like THIS, but now he's much more laid back and looks like THIS. 8DD;; If your family has dark wizards in it OR Aurors in it, chances are they recognize him.]