Death the Kid

Quite a few have been bemoaning the untimely switch of genders. However!

I cannot protest to anything that gives me such wondrously symmetrical breasts~! ♥

Ahhh, such anatomical perfection...!!

Which brings me to my next inquiry:
WOMEN OF HOGWARTS. I REQUIRE YOUR BRAS. GIVE THEM TO ME OR I SHALL BE FORCED TO APPROPRIATE THEM.

BALANCE MUST BE HAD.


[ooc: OKAY. So Kid is a freaking adorable girl, because people LOVE to gender switch him and he's not too bothered about it, cuz his tiny titties are balanced! =D Oh, and that request? ALL MIKAMI'S FAULT. 8| He's probably already gotten to all the Ravenclaw girls' bras, and he's going for the rest of them! /o/]

Ahh, Ravenclaw may have lost...but I have fortunately broken both of my arms in my fall~!

My body seems determined to maintain perfect symmetry in spite of injury! Such woooonderful balance!!!

I'm currently unable to use my arms...but these matching! casts are more than sufficient for now~! ♥

[ooc: What happened during the match was, after getting hit in his right arm by a bludger, Kid demanded that Tayuya hit him in the left arm to be symmetrical. But that broke it...so he got depressed that he was asymmetrical and fell off his broom...and promptly broke his right arm too. 8D;;; Whoops. But at least he's happy! =D;;]

I had noticed the Quidditch field had achieved such beautiful and PERFECT symmetry, thus felt compelled to try out for the sport and achieved a position, but...

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTY.......

I've been off-balance for days now! I feel as though everything I've done is for nothing! It's disgusting! Unacceptable! My...BALAAAAAAAANCE... Dammit...garbage...Need...I CAN'T HAVE JUST LIZ! Dammit! Where could Patty be?! Father said she wasn't in Death City...but he wasn't there last time I tried to reach him...

Oh ho ho~! I was only gone to find my cute son~♪

...Father?! When...when did you arrive?!

Just now~! I wouldn't want to miss seeing how you are doing, Kiddo-kuuun~

I thought you'd be busy at the Ministry...Have you received any sign of Patty?

Ooohhh!! That IS a problem, isn't it~? Well well, I'm sure she'll turn up soon! ♥

...You're too laid back, father.

[ooc: LATE AS ALWAYS. >D Anyway, Death the Kid's father is named Death (who'da thunk it?), but he is much, much more well known as Shinigami-sama. He's essentially the Grim Reaper in canon. He used to be an extremely well-known and RUTHLESS Auror who looked like THIS, but now he's much more laid back and looks like THIS. 8DD;; If your family has dark wizards in it OR Aurors in it, chances are they recognize him.]