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Jan. 23rd, 2011 04:02 pm
kid8dik: (Ready to work // Eyebrow schematics)
I would like to offer the necessary congratulations to the Ravenclaw Quidditch team! Despite the disgustingly erratic nature of that match you performed in a relatively admirable fashion. I believe I speak for the entirety of our house in wishing many more.

I feel it prudent to mention that upon improving John's disorderly image of a cat to be more symmetrical, the much improved drawing may be wandering around the journals. However! As it is symmetrical, I highly doubt it will cause you any harm. Thank you for your attention.

[ooc: THE DEMON CAT DRAWING will be running through the journals now. Be afraid, be very afraid.]
kid8dik: (You girls are the best~! // =3)
They're marvelous~

Despite being separate entities they seem to move in perfect unison! And they're completely identical! Even their excrement occurs at the same time! How glorious~!

Patty Junior and Liz Junior are simply more proof that the world is becoming symmetrical!!


[ooc: So in order to keep him from killing an asymmetrical baby Kid and Utau have twins. And he hates to have them out of his sight for even a second because he WUVES how symmetrical they are. X3 Of course, this is a problem because he'd rather marvel at them than actually change them having OCD and not wanting to foul up his hands and all. He has named them Patty and Liz in honor of Patty and Liz...but they're boys. :| Enjoy!]
kid8dik: (Nutless!→Why yes I do have breasts.)
Quite a few have been bemoaning the untimely switch of genders. However!

I cannot protest to anything that gives me such wondrously symmetrical breasts~!

Ahhh, such anatomical perfection...!!

Which brings me to my next inquiry:
WOMEN OF HOGWARTS. I REQUIRE YOUR BRAS. GIVE THEM TO ME OR I SHALL BE FORCED TO APPROPRIATE THEM.

BALANCE MUST BE HAD.


[ooc: OKAY. So Kid is a freaking adorable girl, because people LOVE to gender switch him and he's not too bothered about it, cuz his tiny titties are balanced! =D Oh, and that request? ALL MIKAMI'S FAULT. 8| He's probably already gotten to all the Ravenclaw girls' bras, and he's going for the rest of them! /o/]
kid8dik: (Symmetry da~!!)
Ahh, Ravenclaw may have lost...but I have fortunately broken both of my arms in my fall~!

My body seems determined to maintain perfect symmetry in spite of injury! Such woooonderful balance!!!

I'm currently unable to use my arms...but these matching! casts are more than sufficient for now~!

[ooc: What happened during the match was, after getting hit in his right arm by a bludger, Kid demanded that Tayuya hit him in the left arm to be symmetrical. But that broke it...so he got depressed that he was asymmetrical and fell off his broom...and promptly broke his right arm too. 8D;;; Whoops. But at least he's happy! =D;;]

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