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I believe I can speak for the entirety of the student body in being thankful for the return of our garments. Going without was quite awkward...inconvenient.
As our clothing has finally been returned, typical school functions can proceed in an orderly– Wait.
...Peculiar. I seem to be in possession of only 7 pairs of pants. I counted them carefully but...there seems to be a pair missing.
There should be 8. Precisely 8.
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...I-I can't continue with such a repulsive number of pants...! Dammit, if I have an odd number of pants, the balance of all of my attire is horrendously off. It's disgusting! Disgusting!!
It would be better to have no pants at alllllll...
As our clothing has finally been returned, typical school functions can proceed in an orderly– Wait.
...Peculiar. I seem to be in possession of only 7 pairs of pants. I counted them carefully but...there seems to be a pair missing.
There should be 8. Precisely 8.
[inkblots]
...I-I can't continue with such a repulsive number of pants...! Dammit, if I have an odd number of pants, the balance of all of my attire is horrendously off. It's disgusting! Disgusting!!
It would be better to have no pants at alllllll...