Death the Kid

There has been a marginal amount of snow, but that does not excuse such a contemptible and pathetic attempt as this:



It is an insult to the purity of snow to have such a soggy creation marring the landscape. Thus it has been destroyed.

I'm certain its creator will understand.

[ooc: Someone can feel free to have made that poor, sad little snowman which Kid destroyed. It snowed a bit, but it was such a small amount that whoever made it probably had to scrape the whole lawn just to make that tiny thing.]

M-My stripes are not cute!! They're disgusting! Trash! The same rubbish that I ammmmm...

Why are people pulling at my hair?! They're messing it up and making it even MORE asymmetrical!! I insist you refrain from calling me Zebra-kun!

I CANNOT TOLERATE THE DISORDER CAUSED BY THIS EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF VISITORS!

[ooc: O-oh god, Kid. I had to. HAD TO. I have homework, but I'll try to balance both. Tags may be slow~]

I said...that I wanted to go to Hogwarts but...

W-WHAT IS THIS UNIFORM?! A-a house pin on only...ONE SIDE?! HOW CAN THEY EXPECT ME TO FUNCTION WITH SUCH A DISGUSTING CONCEPT?! There needs to be at least TWO PINS! TWO PINS on either side! Otherwise it's not symmetrical!!

Please...Make it two...I...need...SYMMETRYYYYY!!!!!

LIIIIZ!!!! WHY IS PATTY STILL MISSING?! I need both of your house pins. It has to be...PERFECTLY...SYMMETRICAL...!!! T-this asymmetrical uniform...I feel ill just thinking of it...my stomach is churning...

NoNoNoNoNoNo!! I'll have to sever my own pin in half! It's the only way--! To be symmetrical!

DIFFINDO!

.............I-It's...off by...a m-milli...met---

*there is blood splattering on the bottom of the page*

[ooc: stfu, pretend this was posted last night. Um, but yeah! Have a Death the Kid! Since he's new, he has just discovered his uniform and he is less than pleased. He accidentally cut his house pin in half asymmetrically and has now coughed up blood in dismay. Poke him? D:? I'm going to sleep now, then school in an hour, but I'll tag back when I get the chance! Oh and Patty accidentally wound up in Amsterdam. :| Yes.]