kid8dik: (Itchy face! // Needs moar brain bleach)
SUCH AN UNPLEASANT AND LICENTIOUS DISPLAY IN MY PRESENCE!!!!

I had believed Yoite and Minato to be quieter than some of the more noisome AND MESSY. members of the student body...

But--!! Just the next sleeping bag over... In an ENTIRELY inappropriate fashion...They were....And it wasn't--IT WASN'T--!

IT WASN'T EVEN VAGUELY SYMMETRICAAAAAAL!!!

...How aesthetically filthy.

[ooc: Referring to several days ago to when Yoite and Minato went BUMP in the night in a sleeping bag next to Kid. 8| And holy shit, it's been a month and a half since I posted on this. Sorry for the lateness Minato and Yoite-muns!]
kid8dik: (Did I leave the stove on?)
This grim atmosphere is heavy. With any luck, the spirits of the student body will be lifted soon.

[Private // Semi-hackable to friends and associates]

If the rumors and posts are to be believed, Belphegor was the one responsible for this act of violence. I feel as if I was remiss in my attentions...I considered Belphegor a friend, and yet I never contemplated such a thing from him. And it seems that I'm one of the very few surprised that he was capable of these actions.

I wish to root out the repugnant evil that plagues this world and endangers human life...but I was unable to notice darkness right in front of me. I certainly thought he was unusual in his mannerisms, but nothing more. Nothing that would indicate such an act of cruelty.

Despite my original reasons for coming to Hogwarts, with this and the Death Eater attack, I haven't been able to assist in the least.

I must be more vigilant in my efforts to eradicate this imbalance. But...if everyone possesses both good and evil, wouldn't that suggest that there's more than just darkness in his heart?

Somehow...I'm unsure.

[ooc: Wooooow, a serious Kid entry where he's not bleeding everywhere. But yeah. I'm pretty sure anyone with sense could smell the douche on Bel, but for whatever reason Kid never noticed. So he's more startled than most who know of Bel. If you have to ask if you can hack that, you probably can. Heck, anyone can hack if they try hard enough. :o]
kid8dik: (CRAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIN--!!)
...These ears...they aren't balanced at all! My left ear is 3.52 inches lower than the right one!!

This tail...has those same accursed stripes...

I have these garbage like appendages because I'm...
 
...Trash!!


...Rubbish...!!

Dammit!! I deserve to die die die die die die die die die die die.....


[ooc: Kid is obviously affected (and clearly a virgin and will be forever ahahahahaha) and he's depressed over his asymmetry. Bawww. :<]
kid8dik: (You don't know me son!)
A perfect victory for Ravenclaw~

I would have preferred the score being symmetrical, however. A more perfect numbering system would be better. Perhaps one which allowed 8 points to be allotted each time a goal was scored? Of course that would quickly equate to 16, 32, 40, and so on...Maybe if 88 points were added in case of the snitch being caught...? Then chasers who managed NOT to score were awarded victory for being most symmetrical! Ahh, that would be wonderful~!

...And it seems the bras in my possession are no longer required as the genderswitch has worn off! No matter! It is certainly worth taking a census of regardless!
kid8dik: (Nutless!→Why yes I do have breasts.)
Quite a few have been bemoaning the untimely switch of genders. However!

I cannot protest to anything that gives me such wondrously symmetrical breasts~!

Ahhh, such anatomical perfection...!!

Which brings me to my next inquiry:
WOMEN OF HOGWARTS. I REQUIRE YOUR BRAS. GIVE THEM TO ME OR I SHALL BE FORCED TO APPROPRIATE THEM.

BALANCE MUST BE HAD.


[ooc: OKAY. So Kid is a freaking adorable girl, because people LOVE to gender switch him and he's not too bothered about it, cuz his tiny titties are balanced! =D Oh, and that request? ALL MIKAMI'S FAULT. 8| He's probably already gotten to all the Ravenclaw girls' bras, and he's going for the rest of them! /o/]
kid8dik: (Peekin' at the rules // Blah blah blah)











[ooc: Lawl, so Kid was first trying to see if the journals were fixed, and upon seeing they weren't, became frustrated. Thennn, he felt better after looking at a symmetrical gift he got from Crona...but upon noticing a nick on the bottom of it, was disgusted by the ruined order...annnnnd destroyed it. 8DDD;;; PRETEND THOSE GUNS ARE A WAND. >>;;]
kid8dik: (Symmetry da~!!)
Ahh, Ravenclaw may have lost...but I have fortunately broken both of my arms in my fall~!

My body seems determined to maintain perfect symmetry in spite of injury! Such woooonderful balance!!!

I'm currently unable to use my arms...but these matching! casts are more than sufficient for now~!

[ooc: What happened during the match was, after getting hit in his right arm by a bludger, Kid demanded that Tayuya hit him in the left arm to be symmetrical. But that broke it...so he got depressed that he was asymmetrical and fell off his broom...and promptly broke his right arm too. 8D;;; Whoops. But at least he's happy! =D;;]
kid8dik: (YOU DISGUST ME! // FIIIINGER)
Ah, I seem to have made it to an 8th entry~! The number has such beautiful tetramerous symmetry! Which brings me to the present issue...

WHY IS THERE SUCH CALAMITY AND CHAOS IN THE BATHROOMS, MOCKING THE VERY EXISTENCE OF THE PERFECT NUMBER 8?!

The refuse bin is filled with feminine hygiene products!! The perfect triangles that I folded the toilet paper into have been tattered and unfolded!! THERE WAS A SALMON COLORED HAIR 3 FEET 7 INCHES LONG IN MY FINE TOOTHED COMB.

I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS UNACCEPTABLE DISORDER.

[ooc: That orange hair can be anyones! I'm about to go out and my alerts are fail currently, but I'll be back! /o/]

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