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[kid8dik]

There has been a marginal amount of snow, but that does not excuse such a contemptible and pathetic attempt as this:



It is an insult to the purity of snow to have such a soggy creation marring the landscape. Thus it has been destroyed.

I'm certain its creator will understand.

[ooc: Someone can feel free to have made that poor, sad little snowman which Kid destroyed. It snowed a bit, but it was such a small amount that whoever made it probably had to scrape the whole lawn just to make that tiny thing.]

Comments

[persuadinator.livejournal.com]

Kid, you can't just go around wrecking peoples' snowmen. What if it belonged to a little kid?

[kid8dik.livejournal.com]

It was largely comprised of slush and not in equal proportions, it can hardly be considered a snowman.

[persuadinator.livejournal.com]

You're right that it was pretty pathetic, but whoever it was was probably proud of it.

[kid8dik.livejournal.com]

That is nothing to feel pride over. The grounds were a disgrace.

[persuadinator.livejournal.com]

And now you've probably made some little kid cry.

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[kid8dik.livejournal.com]

They should have used the snow more judiciously! There was certainly enough snow to form a small cube ☐, or perhaps something more perfectly spherical like so ⚪!

[kid8dik.livejournal.com]

Not that...distressing collection of slush and ice.

[persuadinator.livejournal.com]

No one wants to make a snow cube but you, Kid.

[kid8dik.livejournal.com]

A snow cube is a perfectly desirable thing to make.

[toothballs.livejournal.com]

It's so cute!

1/2

[kid8dik.livejournal.com]

Not presently.

[kid8dik.livejournal.com]

And there is nothing...cute about filthy misshapen snow.

1/2

[toothballs.livejournal.com]

Only 'cause you ruined it.

[toothballs.livejournal.com]

The snow just fell, so it's not dirty yet! And what if you just made a little kid cry, huh?!

[kid8dik.livejournal.com]

SOMETHING THAT SLOPPILY DONE CANNOT BE RUINED ANY FURTHER THAN IT ALREADY WAS.

[toothballs.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE CRUSHING THE DREAMS OF INNOCENT CHILDREN!! ARE YOU SAYING THAT THEY WERE ALREADY RUINED?

[kid8dik.livejournal.com]

Nonsense. Dreams aren't tangible, they can't be crushed with a snowman.

[toothballs.livejournal.com]

Stop being so literal.

[quixotical]

Awww, what a cute little snowman!

[kid8dik.livejournal.com]

It was certainly not cute! It was an .

[floweringsister.livejournal.com]

Why would you do that to someone's innocent snowperson!

[kid8dik.livejournal.com]

The snow on the lawns was highly displaced and sullied, that is hardly the mark of an innocent!

1/3 Taking responsibility for sad little snowman!

[blackbloodcrona.livejournal.com]

Th-that..

2/3

[blackbloodcrona.livejournal.com]

...

3/3

[blackbloodcrona.livejournal.com]

1/4

[kid8dik.livejournal.com]

It was your snow-creation, Crona?

[kid8dik.livejournal.com]

...Then.

[kid8dik.livejournal.com]

I would have expected better from you.

[kid8dik.livejournal.com]

If you insisted on crafting a snow creature, you should have asked for my assistance in making it more orderly and aesthetically pleasing.

[blackbloodcrona.livejournal.com]

but...I had to hurry or else it would melt...

[froghood.livejournal.com]

...Nice one, Minigami.

[kid8dik.livejournal.com]

Yes, I do think the grounds look far better without the unnecessary lumps of slush on the school lawn~

[pintsizedpsycho.livejournal.com]

How did you kill the ugly little slushman? ...Did you step on it?